belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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