You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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