I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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