Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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