I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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