These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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