Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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