so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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