Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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