WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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