i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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