we have officially lost it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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