It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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