i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just high enough for therapy.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
