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yes
you suck at this game today
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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