It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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