Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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