Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I need water and some morals
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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