Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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