Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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