Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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