all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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