I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Soap is not a condiment
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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