She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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