and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's shark week go big or go home
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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