JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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