don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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