You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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