this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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