I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
