I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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