ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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