I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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