he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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