going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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