tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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