He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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