god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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