Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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