your thong is hanging out like whoa
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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