Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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