I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You left your phone here
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