she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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