i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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