but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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