he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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