fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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