Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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