Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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