Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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