I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Its about making memories worth repressing
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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