i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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