im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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