That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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