if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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