She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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